Hello there, my name is Maxwell. I'm sure half of you have heard of the movie, "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs", right? Well one incident involving this movie changed my life forever..
I was eager to buy this movie in 2010. I planned on watching it with the happy thoughts that it would entertain me. I was bored with waiting for the movie to arrive, so I played some New Super Mario Bros. DS game to kill time. After hours, it finally arrived at my house. When the mailman came to my door, he said the strangest thing that I've ever heard. "Just take it, it's free.", the mailman said. He just looked scared.
"Um.. thanks?", I said oddly. When I was about to play the movie, I found this key in the back of the disk. "What's this for?", I thought once again oddly. But I didn't really care.
When I popped the movie in, the DVD player said: "DISK ERROR". "What the heck? But the disk is new!", I said madly. After five more attempts, it finally worked. The movie played normally, but when it got to scene 10, it went black and said "DISK ERROR". "WHAT THE HECK! WORK DARNIT!", I yelled with rage.
Then, it started working normally again. "Thank God!", I said calmly. It was normal, but Flint's eye was twitching uncontrollably. I had no way to explain this. But when Flint was talking to Sam, for a split second you could see Flint pulling his head off with blue blood. I started getting scared again, but I had to find out what happens next. Then, it stopped and the movie was over.
"What? It's over?". But then I found something very odd under my DVD Player. It was blue liquid. "Oh my G-God. it was real." I mailed the movie back to the seller.
After that, I noticed something odd. It was the leftover key to the disk. It contained a picture of The FLDSMDFR raining blood, with Flint dead. I saw why he killed himself. It was to avoid being taken by the dark god. Something was written backwards on the key saying: s'eh gnimoc kcab. Or saying He's coming back.
"Who is coming back?", I worried to myself.
"Hello, Maxwell..."
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